"Money is always there, but the pockets change."- Gertrude Stein
I had to stop at the grocery store on the way home from work because we needed Greens for the rabbits. We usually end up getting them fresh new produce 3 times a week.
Near the exit of the supermarket is an old arch -nemesis of mine: The Instant Lottery Ticket Machine.
Sometimes on the way out after shopping with Mrs. P., I'll utter my mantra, "I feel lucky today."
Mrs. Pratt will utter her usual reply: "C'Mon.. Let's get going . That machine either eats your dollar bills or you never win."
"Tut tut !", I say ..well I don't say tut tut..I think nobody since W.C. Fields or well...the ancient Egyptians have said that but I usually ignore Mrs. P. when she is being The Naysayer in my quest for maybe a few free bucks. But the thing is..um..the machine
DOES eat my dollar bills sometimes and
HARDLY EVER produces a winning ticket.
I don't go crazy and buy a bazillion tickets. Just one is all I need. So I was on my own today buying produce for the bunnies. I walked by the machine. I think it laughed at me.
I had two singles in my pocket. It took them both and after maybe ten seconds there appeared on the screen "2 CREDITS" . Ok so it didn't make a snack out of Washington this time..but what to pick..hmmm.
I picked the "Win a $1,000 a week for life" game. A nice prize if I won it..they give you 4 different games to win anywhere from $2 to the grand prize.
I returned home- took a dime out of my pocket...
scritchy scritch scritch.. Nothing in game #1 ,2, and 3. The bonus game is "win anything between $2 and $50". I rubbed some lucky rabbits' feet before I tried the last game.
I won $50.
I shall do a triumphant "dance of found money" in front of Mrs. Pratt. Then the $50 will cover a motel room for when she throws me out for being a nut.
Oh who am I kidding..I'll probably buy more greens.